Data Record: Joanne

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Data Device Number: 2784, Device Owner: Wen Tianweng
Herta System Time 19:09 Visited Flying Dog: IPC's Ecommerce Platform
Herta System Time 19:14 Visited Flying Dog-Handmade Mechanical Section: Trotter Flagship Store for Children's Floating Motorboat
Herta System Time 19:23 Obtained write access to Flying Dog-Handmade Mechanical Section: Trotter Flagship Store for Children's Floating Motorboat
—Sent a message saying, "Hello, do you include shipping to the space station?"
Herta System Time 19:31 Obtained iris access Flying Dog-Payment Completed

Data Device Number: 17624, Device Owner: Joanne
Herta Space Station System Time 19:45 Visited Video Pie: The Freshest and Fastest Video Service
Herta Space Station System Time 19:47 Visited Video Pie —Recording of this crazy life-coaching workshop. Scumbag company trying to recruit anyone and everyone
Herta Space Station System Time 19:53 Visited Video Pie — How many of these 10 most awful workplace justifications have you heard?
Herta Space Station System Time 19:55 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: Why do we need to "loaf on the job"? There are so many benefits to getting enough rest!
Herta Space Station System Time 20:12 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: The 130 most important loafing strategies for workers. You may now relax at work.
Herta Space Station System Time 20:13 Visited the webpage Workplace Insight Forum: The 130 █ important █ strategies for █. You may now █ at work.
Herta Space Station System Time 20:15 Visited the webpage █ █ Forum: The 130 █ important ████. ███████
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— You can now access the terminal. The parsed page content is incomplete. Detected memetic virus of unknown origin:
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Herta Space Station System Time 22:30 Visited the webpage ?? Videos: Leadership Course ?? No.?? Lecture No.??
— Failed to access the terminal.
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