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Curio Designation: Joy Filtration Set
Remarks: Need to contain in an airtight, non-oxygenated environment
Curio Profile: A set of
Related Studies:
1. Rolanna, Department of Implement Arts Lv. 2 Researcher — A Simple Analysis of the Emotion Recognition Logic Implemented Within the Joy Filtration Set
2. Mishi, Department of Galactic Geography Lv. 3 Researcher — A Report on Joy Filtration Set's Internal Storage Medium Wavelength
Researcher Notes:
When can we successfully extract the emotions from the Joy Filtration Set and implant it in my brain?
Commenter above, if you are already putting your hopes of experiencing happiness in this, might I suggest you place an appointment with the Medical Department for their counseling services?
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Curio Designation: Unbearable Weight
Remarks: Please attach a completed Personal Intellect Assessment Form before applying to use the Curio.
Curio Profile: A crystal-encrusted crown. The imperial crown from the silicon-based lifeforms of the Totton planet, a living fossil of the monarchy's history. The life forms of this race have clear crystal bodies. They think and communicate through internally generated electrical signals. When a Tottonid dies, it becomes pure mineral. Illnesses in its body turn it brightly colored. Each deceased Tottonid emperor will be embedded in this crown of laurels composed of the remains of previous emperors. The Tottonids believe this crown brings the wisdom of generations to its rulers. It's also the reason why the rulers of the Tottonid have always been unusually large, heavy, and beautiful.
Related Studies:
1. Silleurite, Department of Ecology Lv. 3 Researcher — A Review of Studies Involving the Genetic Revival of the Tottonids
2. Shelyn, Department of Ecology Lv. 2 Researcher — Establishment of an Interaction Inverse Model of the Unbearable Weight and Its Optimization
Researcher Notes:
Why are there so many Department of Ecology researchers working on this?
Can the person in charge of the Department of Implement Arts assign something to this person who has nothing to do? He had been leaving pointless comments in several Curios' profiles already!
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Curio Designation: Rating Pistol
Remarks: Requires containment within non-refractive material
Curio Profile: While it may have the appearance of a common forehead thermometer, the Rating Pistol also has a slightly closed eye on it, which will rapidly spin around a few times antagonistically as you pick it up. Use it on ordinary items and, with a "beep" sound, you will see that Pom-Pom is 1 point, Himeko 9 points, the lab's glass doors
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Researcher Notes:
I know Himeko, but which department is Pom-Pom from? How do they only get one point? And who's March 7th?
These are all written by Lead Researcher Asta. Might be someone she knows!
What, how did garbled text get into this file? Did the terminal get infected by some virus again?