— The ███ keys between the █ and █ keys on this terminal have malfunctioned. I'm sticking a note here to inform everyone that this has been reported in the staff system and is awaiting technician's repair!
If you're passing by, take note! My research data is still inside! Do! Not! Touch!
— So why don't you just say which keys aren't working?
— ...because those keys are not working.